thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via pizza)

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

(via pizza)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via pizza)

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(via pizza)

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

(via pizza)